Rosario

Four hours north west of Buenos Aires.

The reason England "owns" the Faulklands is because the Argentine army traditionally fights naked but the English army has dogs, and dogs like sausages.

In the distance is an amazing green figure. I'll zoom in for you.

Here it is, I love the form. So green, curvy and alluring. The soft drink bottle on the bottom left exemplifies the achievement of western civilisation. BTW sausageless nakes women is Argentina's new strategy to win the Faulklands back.  

The Egyptians built the pyramids, the Argentines built a monument to the predecessor of Bear Grylls. There's so much euphamistic possibility here I don't know what to say.

This one is called "My Yo-Yo Broke".

"That's not how you use a bidet"

To the left of this figure you can see a small sign asking dog owners to pick up poop. So obviously not a real army guy though, dog owners will hardly be scared.

"It's precarious to work here"

You get a countown at the lights as a pedestrian sometimes!

  Naked Chick Statue - In commemoration of "The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe" being written. That book was actually based on the mythology of naked Argeninians turning into stone near fountains.